Who knew so many people in the Northeast were fans? I'm sure a lot of true cowboys would be mortified by the scene in my local football stadium but only out of complete jealousy. While they spend lots of money on their fancy hats, I got a perfectly cute and authentic one at Target. Okay maybe not authentic but it was cute.
At least I didn't look like a member of some traveling twirling troop. Red hats, really?
But even if my hat was made of human skin and covered in blinking Christmas lights, I would not have competed with some of my fellow concert goers. We had the patriotic......
A great way to pay tribute to your country is to remove your super tight tank top, stand on the roof of your SUV in a parking lot and waive your flag. Oh, and be sure to wear jean shorts. ALWAYS wear your jorts.
Or better yet, get all your friends together and dress in flag outfits. Even if your friend is the girl on the right who wore the British flag shirt. At least she stands for something. God bless, um, everyone?
the lame......
This prepster and her husband got hit in the head with beach balls at least 15 times. Probably because they appeared to be having no fun and brought a zip lock bag of what I can only guess was homemade Chex mix.
those who traveled in style...
99% certain their yellow Hummer got lost en route to a Snookie appearance. Bummer.
I will never make fun of anyone who drives a pickup. In fact, they're pretty sexy. Unless you turn the bed into your very own portable cesspool. I mean, swimming pool.
the trend setters.....
Alcohol can create the most unlikely of pairs. But I'd be really interested in knowing how Boat Shoes got together with Half Jean/Half Fake Leather Boots Lady. Maybe on the fried butter line at a county fair...or she was just a hooker.
Even if my foot was run over by a car 10 minutes before the concert, I would smash that thing into an actual shoe. There is nothing cute or funny about tiger shaped slippers in public. Or anywhere really unless you're a toddler.
and finally, the fans of more than just country music....
A true fan would display that work of art somewhere more visible. Unless, of course, he freely removed his pants for strangers on a regular basis.
Best Dressed Award goes to this guy, hands down. He is my hero.
